Dialog: Ustaz dan Gurl

Ustaz: Lawa rambut. Awak pakai ape?
Si gurl: Ustaz nak kenakan saya ke?
Ustaz: Taklah. Rambut anak pempuan saya yg kecil tu selalu je kusut. Lagi2 bila bawah matahari. Benda yg awak pakai ni tahan matahari erk?
Si gurl: Ooo.. Saya pakai *** ustaz.. Nak lagi lawa tambah *** sikit... Blalalala... Memang tahan matahari. Tahan haba.
Ustaz: Ooo... Agak2 dengan bara api neraka tu tahan tak?
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5 comments:

Farhana Jafri said...

hahaha soalan sentap!!

September 7, 2011 at 1:16 PM
A.I said...

amek kau. hahahahha.


setepek kena. heee

September 7, 2011 at 1:26 PM
SaL_HaSa said...

hahahhaha toing toing !!
padan muka

September 7, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Anonymous said...

ahaaksss. oopss! teettt!

September 7, 2011 at 4:40 PM
aniki said...

sedeyyyyy.....

September 8, 2011 at 12:22 AM

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