Dialog Murid dan Cikgu

Cikgu: Murid2 sapa yg nak masuk syurga?
Murid: Saya cikgu! (satu kelas ckp kecuali Ali)
Cikgu: Sapa nak masuk neraka?
Murid: Taknak cikgu (satu kelas ckp kecuali Ali juga)
Cikgu: Ali, kenapa kamu tak jawab?...kamu nak masuk syurga ke neraka?
... Ali: Dua-dua taknak cikgu
Cikgu: Kenapa plak mcm tu Ali?
Ali: sebab ayah saya suruh masuk TENTERA.
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6 comments:

SaL_HaSa said...

hahaahahahaa ali salah paham

September 27, 2011 at 9:02 AM
fyy mokhtar said...

apelah ali. wkkakakkaka

September 27, 2011 at 10:58 AM
belogkiter said...

sengal tul budak tu. hihi

September 27, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Kumbang Jingga said...

@SaL_HaSa

ali bukan salah paham tapi terlalu jujur hikhik

September 27, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Kumbang Jingga said...

@fyy mokhtar

fyka dulu ada mcm ali tak hehe

September 27, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Kumbang Jingga said...

@belogkiter

sengal lagi poyo tanpa wat muka bersalah hehe

September 27, 2011 at 4:05 PM

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