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Yeay harini besday aku!

Harini besday aku dalam tahun kalendar islam..hari isnin 12 rabiul awal 1406 Hijrah kul 3.40 ptg..wau siap jam lagi tu hehehe....

Tapi tahun ni 12 rabiul awal kena hari selasa..ye lah tahun hijrah kan berubah2..Actually aku pun tak ingt tp td mak aku coll dalam kul 3 td g wish hepi besday hehehe..rasanya itu first time kot mak aku call wish besday hehe..mak aku ingt plak besday aku ikut kalendar islam hehehe....ikut kalendar masehi confirm mak aku tak ingt ehehe...

Ye lah kan skang bape ramai dari kita yg tahu besday dia ikut kalendar islam kan..

So sesape yg tak tahu tu leh convert besday dia kt sini

http://www.islamicfinder.org/dateConversion.php

P. S Besday aku memang jarang sgt sambut..ikut kalendar masehi pun tak sambut ikut kalendar islam pun tak sambut hehehe..pelikkan aku ni hehe...

WTH?

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Ade gak org cari keyword tu kt google hehehe...

Miracle in Sarikei!

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Very cun poke at electric pole and can grow hehehe....real punya miracle kt sarikei..

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Inspira vs Lancer

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Tak nak ke nk?

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Nota Kaki:
Pelikkan sehari selepas tu maulidur rasul..is it a sign of god?wallhulam hanya tuhan je yg tahu kan...apa pun sama-sama kita memperbaiki diri..so sapa2 yang beli hadiah tu leh sedekah kt aku je hikhik

First Love (2010)

Malam td aku ada download filem thai ni tgnk cam best je so download lah..filem cinta..

Filem ni sgt bestttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!filem cinta terbaikkkkk!!!!arghhhh tak tau nk ckp lg heheheh

Filem cinta terbaik yang thailand pernah buat..setanding filem cinta korea..yup aku ni suka tgnk filem cinta kihkihkih..tapi aku tgnk filem cinta yg betul2 best je dan menyentuh hati je.. So berbalik pada filem ni..filem ni agak unpredictable jadi kita sentiasa jadi nak tahu kesudahannya..aku tak nak citer jalan citer dia kt sini nanti tak best..filem ni layak dapat full rating dr aku..filem tentang first love yg terbaik...selain dari citer cinta pertama lakonan bunga citra lestari

Filem ni bukan jenis yg boring..filem nie kelakar giler hehehe..cinematografi filem ni setanding filem cinta dan sepi.Berbagai element diselitkan dalam nie.element sahabat juga ada dalam filem nie..

Heroin filem ni comel seyh...erm time ending filem ni very touchingggggggggg..buat mata aku berairrrr tgnk awek ni..so honest..so sape2 peminat citer-citer cinta ni leh download kt sini

Download:http://getmovie124.blogspot.com/2011/02/first-love-2010-dvdrip-mediafire.html

P.S tak macho langsung laki tacing hehehehehe

Top 10 amazing keyboards

10. Medical Keyboard

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Cherry Electrical Products has introduced its J84-2800 Series washable keyboard for the healthcare/medical market. The keyboard helps control the spread of infections in medical facilities, an issue critical to the healthcare industry. A keyboard can always be a source of infection and dirt. Cherry’s J84-2800 Series keyboard features a fully-sealed rubber casing rated to NEMA 4. This makes it suitable for rinsing and total immersion in cleaning fluids, allowing healthcare providers and other users to wash the keyboard with hospital-grade disinfectants and commercial anti-bacterial wipes. It is suitable for areas with strict hygiene demands, such as operating rooms, medical carts, ward stations, intensive care units, and dialysis centers, as well as other locations susceptible to cross-contamination. Moreover what’s cool about this keyboard is that it is like the awesome roll over keyboard that you can roll up and put it in your pocket.

9. Dynamic Pixel LED Keyboard

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Sure we’ve seen illuminated keyboards before, but then we saw the Luxeed Dynamic Pixel LED Keyboard and stopped looking. With 430 LEDs it is capable of individually lighting each key in your choice of color. It can do some amazing tricks like an animated rainbow across all the keys, or make each key light when you press it. You get four “preset” buttons above the arrow keys you can use to instantly choose between different customizable lit skin presets. Set-up a glowing skin for your favorite game with different colors to indicate each key action… or create illuminated patterns and designs.

8. Customizable Keyboard

Most of us have wondered as kiddies that the keyboard should be in ABCD layout.. Well, now, there is a solution for those who are sick of QWERTY keyboard layout. There is a customizable computer keyboard for you which is called DX1 keyboard. Everyone has his own hand size and shape and a distinct pattern of dodging monsters in a game, thus to no surprise this awesome keyboard was invented by a game enthusiast.

“These keys are like blank tapes,” said Pankaj Garg, a software architect at Mountain View, Calif.-based Ergodex, which developed the product. “You can make them whatever you want them to be.”

7. Optimus Tactus Keyboard

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This is not your ordinary keyboard. The difference between optimus tactus and others is: no physical keys. It has a programmable keyboard surface which is much similar to customizable keyboard, the entire keyboard becomes a touchscreen. No more size, color or layout constraints, just a clean keyboard slate. And the good news is that it can be switched from typing mode to video mode.

6. Handwriting Recognition Keyboard

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This full-size USB keyboard with handwriting recognition has a Fashionable super thin design. The keyboard has a very sensitive handwriting recognition system and is very useful for digitizing your handwriting. The writing pad of this A1Pro keyboard doubles as a mouse.

5. Virtual Laser Keyboard

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The Virtual Laser Keyboard (VKB) leverages the power of laser and infrared technology and projects a full-size keyboard onto any flat surface. As you type on the laser projection, detection technology based on optical recognition enables the user to tap the images of the keys, complete with realistic tapping sounds, which feed into the compatible Bluetooth-enabled PDA, Smartphone, laptop or PC.

4. Logitech G19 Gaming Keyboard

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Sophistication reaches new levels with the Logitech G19 Gaming Keyboard. 2 USB ports allow data transfer to and from peripherals at unprecedented speeds. Upto 5 keys to be simultaneously pressed, thereby allowing execution of multi-key complex moves. The G19 Keyboard has Tiltable, 320 x 240 px, color GamePanel LCD which shows unprecedented levels of information—both in- and out-of-game—including game stats, system information, VOIP communication data, video playback, image slideshows, and many other items. User-selectable back lights allows playing in the dark.

3. Senseboard

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Senseboard is based on tools that will translate your finger movements. The idea is now working well and can be used. This is one step ahead than the laser projection keyboard. A prototype was created in 2001 and now it is a reality! The Virtual Keyboard is used with the QWERTY touch typing scheme

2. Optimus Maximus

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This keyboard, called the Optimus Maximus, is the dream of any heavy computer user. The Optimus Maximus keyboard contains a small organic light-emitting diode (OLED) display behind each key so that each keys appearance and mapping can be changed at will. Optimus’s customizable layout allows convenient use of any language—Cyrillic, Ancient Greek, Georgian, Arabic, Quenya, hiragana, etc.—as well as of any other character set: notes, numerals, special symbols, HTML codes, math functions and so on to infinity which means this allows you to ultra customise your setup to your taste like changing QWERTY keys to someother layout like the Optimus Tactus but the difference lies in the uber awesome OLED magic. It looks stunning and the minute you see it, you realize that you are looking at a device that has some actual richness of personality and could provide a richer experience.

1. Xynergi Keyboard

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The Xynergi keyboard is part of a desktop media production center package. These $28,000 keyboards from Fairlight aren’t made for you, they’re designed for media professionals who need different keys for different tasks. It’s the world’s first “Self Labeling Illuminated Computer Keyswitch Technology,” beating the full-sized Optimus keyboard. Fairlight designed Xynergi to meet the needs of small, professional media editing studios. With Xynergi, engineers can capture audio, manipulate individual tracks, add effects, mix multiple tracks together and edit video files. While the device’s complexity and price tag mean the average consumer isn’t going to buy it, Xynergi might be a good choice for someone with a small recording studio or media companies that need an interface that will let them edit audio and video quickly.

Kuda Terbang Di Dataran Tahrir (Reality atau Conspiracy)

Imej kuda terbang tu di jumpai secara tidak sengaja semasa temuramah MSN BC..so pada pendapat aku imej tu real kot bukan cam yg vid angel dulu tu yg di katakan fake..vid angel tu tetiba je ade dlm youtube tanpa diketahui dr mana sumber nya..

Imej kuda terbang tu mula2 jalan sikit pastu terus terbang hilang ke udara..org ckp cahaya flash video camera.pakar video sila jawab ye ehehe

Tapi tak tahu lah betul ke atau rekaan org..korang tgnk lah sendiri..dorang jupe time interview

wallahualam..

My Kampung Bagan Tiang

Raya cina aritu aku balik kampong..kampong bagan tiang kat daerah Parit Buntar. aku balik kg sebab sepupu aku kawin..

So malam sebelum kenduri aku g lah majlis tahlil dan marhaban..masuk join sekali marhaban..surah2 lazim yg aku tau aku baca kuat sikit..yang mana tak tau aku miming je ikut tok imam hehe..erm..bg yg single but not available ni kalau g kenduri kawin memang rasa sedeh..tak tau nape.especially tgnk pengantin bersanding...

Hari ahad sebelum balik key ell aku ngn abang ipar ngn kakak aku g mancing ikan puyu kt parit dekat umah..

Sempat lah amik pic guna hp cap ayam aku hehe

Ni ikan yg kami dapat time awal2..ikan yg panjang tu ikan wan..kak aku jugak yg dpt..ilmu ape yang kak aku pakai..

Ni umah burung terkukur

Skang ni kat kampung aku tengah musim membajak sawah

P.S masa kecik dulu time membajak ni aku suka main wau..best gile

Aku fashion noob!

Seyesly aku memang tak pandai bergaya ataupun nak dress up jambu2 mcm hizami rahim ke ben ashaari ke hehehe..ni adelah kategori terbaru aku..fashion hehe..actually petang td ada jalan2 kt pertama kompleks..ingt nak cari jeans sbb mcm tak cukup suar jeans..

Tadi ushar sekali tgnk jeans yg aku suka tu harga dia RM189.99..mak ai..mahalnyaa.. tapi memang cun jeans tu..

kalau aku pakai camni ok tak g Times Square heheh

So tak jadi nk beli..survey dulu..pastu jenjalan jupe lah kasut ni..stylor gak..mcm kasut but..baru aku pasan aku takde kasut ala2 but lg..so terus beli..guna credit card sbb duit takde ehehe...harga dia murah je RM99.00..murah kan..tak sampai seratus pun..yeay dh ada kasut raya hehehe..

Pasni aku nak beli jam plak..tingin nak pakai jam ODM..jam tu mesti lah kaler putih baru matching ngn kasut ni hehehe..ni dia jam yg aku minat tu

Dah nampak dh jam mcm ni kt cheras leisure mall..murah je harga dia dalam RM 3 ratus lebih je hehe..tapi jam ni lee minho pakai tu dalam citer run mackerel run..artis korea pakai hehehe..aku kan nk jadi org korea hahahaha

Fight for a Locker

A Dragon Ball parody



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Duit Kecik

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Internet kat opis aku ni bukan unifi k..kalau unifi lagi laju beb..kalau ikut speedtest dia tunjukkan download speed utk file 800MB adalah 1 min..Video Clip 35Mb 4 sec dan Mp3 1 sec..

Actually kelajuan sebenar bila aku download guna account megaupload premium utk file 100mb adalah average dalam 3 min..so bile aku download movie 700mb utk file rar 100MB 7 part dalam 3 min je hehe..laju kan..Dalam satu malam boleh abis download drama korea 16 episode hehe..movie 700mb dalam 10 movie mcm tu ikut mood rajin aku...

Salah satu sebab internet kt opis aku ni laju sebab kt bangunan opis ni jugak server dia hehe...

Ini lah juga salah satu sebab aku tak cari keje lain yg gaji lebih lumayan..

Ermm..kalau kt tmpt umah sewa aku dh ada UNIFI mesti aku beli

Actually aku post entry ni sbb nk tunjuk package UNIFI yg mahal ni..tolong company pomote jap hehe..free of charge..



Maklumat lebih lanjut sila layari website official UNIFI

Semoga berjaya!

Hari ni lagi sorang staff aku berhenti kerja..dia dapat keje government..ermm.semoga berjaya shah..hehe..bukan senang aku nak tulis dlm blog ni hehe...dulu staff aku bersara then pastu sorang lagi tukar ke perak..erm...nampaknya terpaksa mintak sorang lagi staff baru huhuhu..bila staff berhenti, kerja aku pun bertambah bnyk..uwaaaa..cedeynyaa

Pastu dengar sorang lagi kawan aku dapat keje ngn Tellabs plak..gaji 7 ribu lebih..masyuk tu..tumpang hepi tapi aku dh agak hilang mood sbb mcm tak sronok keje sbb tak ramai org...

Erm..mcm aku tak kisah sgt gaji kecik janji aku keje hepi keje tak banyk..leh main ping pong time keje..main facebook time keje. tgnk movie time keje..hehe..mana nak cari keje cam tu kan hehe..

Yup kalau gaji 7 ribu lebih tapi keje pun mcm 7 ribu lebih..ermm..kena pikir dua tiga kali gak..bak kata mark zukerbeg duit bukan segalanya hehe...yup memang tak dinafikan keje kt tempat aku nie pressure gak kenkdang..tapi ok lah..bynk rileks..bynk tido hehehe....duk asyik download movie sampai kena block hehe..

Kalau korang lah..antara gaji yang mahal dan keje yang banyk dan pressure..dan gaji yg sederhana tapi keje rileks dan hepi mana yang korang pilih???

P.S.. aku dah selesa dengan keje skang walaupun gaji sikit tapi hati hepi dan cool je..hehehe